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Why do you think your report should from Flashcomment Internet jokes Jokes
Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the from Flashcomment Internet jokes Jokes
Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? Because they can't stop saving their work.

Where does the Internet football team playWebley from Flashcomment Internet jokes Jokes
Where does the Internet football team play? Webley.

What do you call someone who spends from Flashcomment Internet jokes Jokes
What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like, they're not listening to you anyway.

Teacher What are the four elementsPupil Fire from Flashcomment Internet jokes Jokes
Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element.

Teacher Dont forget to check the Internet from Flashcomment Internet jokes Jokes
Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers.

So what exactly can I learn on from Flashcomment Internet jokes Jokes
So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It's working already.

Since youve discovered the Internet you dont from Flashcomment Internet jokes Jokes
Since you've discovered the Internet, you don't pay any attention to me! Who said that?

I use the internet to tell me from Flashcomment Internet jokes Jokes
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!

I see youve got your bill for from Flashcomment Internet jokes Jokes
I see you've got your bill for using the Internet Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hump!

I never thought that the Internet was from Flashcomment Internet jokes Jokes
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.

I hope youre not one of those from Flashcomment Internet jokes Jokes
I hope you're not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise. Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either.

I hear youve been tracing your ancestors from Flashcomment Internet jokes Jokes
I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!

How does the vicar explore the InternetWith from Flashcomment Internet jokes Jokes
How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.

How do you find white shirts on from Flashcomment Internet jokes Jokes
How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine.

Does your mum like shopping on the from Flashcomment Internet jokes Jokes
Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.

Do you want some help using the from Flashcomment Internet jokes Jokes
Do you want some help using the Internet, son? No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.

Can you show me how to use from Flashcomment Internet jokes Jokes
Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles.

Whats O J Simpsons Internet address Slash from Flashcomment Internet jokes Jokes
What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.

Q How many internet mail list subscribers from Flashcomment Internet jokes Jokes
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Exactly five hundred. 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed. 7 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently or to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 17 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 21 to flame the spell checkers. 49 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list. 20 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames. 32 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb. 69 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bul bs be stopped. 41 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this mail list. 106 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty. 12 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs. 8 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs. 2 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list. 15 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add pointedly, "Me Too." 6 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 9 to quote the "Me Too's" and happily add, "Me Three!" 3 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ. 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup. 24 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here. 53 votes for alt.lite.bulb.